fred binneys head
Very well known Exeweb poster
You’re right about the sandwiches. I like mayo but my wife doesn’t, it’s disgraceful that you can hardly buy a sandwich nowadays without mayo in it.Mayonnaise. It is literally vomit, and they put it in most sandwiches now. How dare they!
But you’re not right to say it is literally vomit. It isn’t literally vomit. It’s literally mayonnaise.