Little things that annoy you

[Alistair20000]

Is it that obvious? Clinton £uckign Morrison up front? Jesus wept.

Yep. As plain as a bleddy pike staff.

I ought to suggest you chill but do keep fuming.

 

[IndoMike]

Is it that obvious? Clinton £uckign Morrison up front? Jesus wept.

Oakley, Butterfield (?).. Surprised Tisdale didn't bring himself on, kitted out in the very best Bed Taker attire.

 

[Legohead]

Food tins without ring pulls.

Bottles with screw tops that get stuck and don't screw off so you then have to pierce the top with a knife like a madman to get the stuff out.

 

[LOG]

Footballers who have their first name on their shirts.

 

[Alistair20000]

Footballers who have their first name on their shirts.

Fred ?

 

[fred binneys head]

Fred ?

No, I don’t. Thanks for asking though.

 

[fred binneys head]

Food tins without ring pulls.

Bottles with screw tops that get stuck and don't screw off so you then have to pierce the top with a knife like a madman to get the stuff out.

There’s no requirement to do it “like a madman”, I would suggest you take your time to avoid injury.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Being at a game where all four goals are scored at the other end.

 

[Legohead]

Words that are used to make something else sound cool.

Like when someone says that something on the net has 'gone viral' when what they really mean to say is that 'loads of people have looked at it'.

Like when car dealers adverts encourage you to pop on down to the latest event at your local showroom when it's not actually an 'event' at all. It's just someone selling some cars. How is it an event? Do they have a bar and a band on?

Also, 'trending'. Jesus.

 

[IndoMike]

VAR. Again and again.
Shrewsbury robbed of their goal v Pool kids. Jobsworths screwing up the game.
Revolt!