Which Liverpool star are you looking forward to seeing?

[flackyISmydadHONEST]

I like lesbians, me.

You clearly haven't lived in Eastbourne for three years then.

 

[Grecian2K]

Is it true that Credy has ALREADY cleared the Rydon Lane Tesco Extra of Kleenex?

Genuine question.

 

[Borat]

Torres

 

[honitoniansteve]

the look on pepe raina's face when buaza scores a hattrick past him

 

[Ex4-1904]

David moyles

 

[John William]

I like lesbians, me.

One of the less interesting Greek islands. Chios and Samos are much nicer...

 

[memoman]

Suarez. Think he's a great little player.

 

[Thames Valley Red]

Flanagan and the kids!

 

[Ken Dodd]

I like lesbians, me.

EH ? EH ? EH ?

I think you need a lorra help pal

 

[Anonymous]

Suarez. Think he's a great little player.

Yeah for me Suarez is one of the best players in the country right now. Aggressive, strong, skilful and not above cheating his way to victory. You wouldn't complain if he was in your team.