Swine Flu

[fred binneys head]

Can you get swine flu form eating pork chops???

There's no need to fill a form out, you just go about your daily business and then start sneezing to death.

FACT.

 

[Brian Moore]

Apparently its reached Paignton now and the college down there has been closed. Luckily they wont have to postpone Torquays play off game as only large public gatherings are dangerous.

 

[axred]

ive had it all weeeeeeeeek

 

[manc grecian]

Cant wait til its cured

 

[top red]

Cant wait til its cured

cant be mate, this is the aporkalypse

 

[information_ministry]

Fear not. Only coppers can catch pig flu

i_m

 

[flack-attack]

Apparently its reached Paignton now and the college down there has been closed. Luckily they wont have to postpone Torquays play off game as only large public gatherings are dangerous.

Thats nothing - its already in full effect at Walt Disney World Florida...

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[Brian Moore]

Cant wait til its cured

Are you telling porkies?
Actually didnt Tim Sills have it last season - the little swine flew anytime anyone got near him.

 

[EXMADCITY]

My missus called me earlier she had run out of petrol and was scared to fill up cos of swine flu....I said you daft cow its Mexico not Texaco

 

[angelic upstart]

I think I have swine flu, I've porked enough pigs over the years...