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[Mr Jan Yeo]

I like the one that Ross Noble claims to have spotted: "Please overtake quietly, immigrants sleeping inside" I'm a big fan of writing "I Love Dogging" on the back of people's cars. but that's because I have the brain of a child

And if this bloke is good on Radio 2 in the middle of the night then why do they bother with that stupid racist tart that's on before Wogan?

 

[shabbashaz]

I wish some fit bloke would write his number on the back of my van

 

[fred binneys head]

I saw a classic today. White van covered in dust. Someone had written "Clean me" and "I used to be white" on the back. Someone else had drawn an arrow from those phrases over to the other side and at the end of the arrow had written "f*ck OFF" in big capital letters.

It got me thinking - why draw the arrow, unless you were replying to the scamps who had written the gags about the van being dirty. And if you were replying to them, and were telling them to f*ck off, then you must have been offended at their gags about the van. Which means it was your van.

Therefore, the driver of the van, rather than simply wiping away the 'offending' material chose to answer the anonymous tricksters by swearing all over his own van. Genius. Then again, it was in Nottingham - the blokes who wrote in the dust have probably been turned into it by now.

 

[ECFC '72]

Wish my my wife was this dirty, is my favourite that I've seen on a van.

Though have seen on t'internet a pic of a dusty red car with the imprints of a lasses chest.

(Simple things etc)

 

[newburygrecian]

My personal favourite was the prison van with 'Gary Glitter's Tour Bus' written in the dirt.

 

[GrecianLez]

I wish some fit bloke would write his number on the back of my van

I had a number written on the back of my van once, I rang it and this fella answered asking me not to park in his space


Tada

 

[Spit]

i've seen 'stevie wonder cleaning .com' written in van dirt

 

[Invisible Man]

I wish some fit bloke would write his number on the back of my van

Where have you parked your van?

 

[shabbashaz]

I had a number written on the back of my van once, I rang it and this fella answered asking me not to park in his space


Tada

Lmao, that's a good un.

 

[shabbashaz]

Where have you parked your van?

All over the place mate, get around a bit, does my van