Colesman Ballz
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Dear Sir,Indeed, but preliminary workings indicate that with a City win (a pre requisite for the 12 point tie beak to apply at all) three of those four stalwarts will each have 4 correct results. One is already out.
Unlike the failure of the Government to prepare for "no deal" I don't want to risk being short of the biscuitage if a long session of judging is in prospect. You know how snakey Lionel can get if the Viscounts are not in the tin. Incidentally, would you like to be co-opted to the Committee ? We have some Red Bush in the larder but you will have to supply your own Tartex.
I would like to report on a meeting of the "Shadow" Committee, held earlier at the Old Firehouse, where after fuelling on prodigious quantities of the afore mentioned establishment's fine pizza, washed down with lashings of ginger beer, the matter of the 12 point tie break was debated at great length. Their view was that should this occur, the outcome would see the Aquatic contestant enjoying ultimate victory (albeit by a short snout after the application of the tie break). They feel that no other result is possible in this eventuality, but that all other contestants could draw solace from a City win, being in the best interests of the Club, that we all support.
Should that view be mistaken, please do not place the blame on the "Shadow" Committee, as in those circumstances your humble correspondent would have to own up to telling a little fib by erroneously including the extra word "ginger" in the above report !
Yours etc,
CB. (drunk) (beer)