My mate's so thick...

[Swanaldo]

...he thought Indiana Jones was an Aled Jones tribute act from Calcutta.

 

[crocks]

He ordered his steak tartar to be well done

 

[iscalad]

He ordered his steak tartar to be well done

This sort of actually happened to my father. He was head waiter at the Hotel Australia in Adelaide.
The customer tried to send his steak tartar back because it wasn't cooked. Muppet.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

...he thought Indiana Jones was an Aled Jones tribute act from Calcutta.

He saw a poster for an Aled Jones gig and assumed he would be performing drunk.

 

[david61]

I went to a party once where the host had just returned from China.
He offered me a plate of sandwiches and I thought he said polecat, so I declined. (thought he'd found this delicacy in China). Turned out he'd asked me to hold that, ie help him with his hosting duties

 

[iscalad]

I went to a party once where the host had just returned from China.
He offered me a plate of sandwiches and I thought he said polecat, so I declined. (thought he'd found this delicacy in China). Turned out he'd asked me to hold that, ie help him with his hosting duties

I've just had a letter through the post advising me to a free hearing test.
Happy to pass it on to you.

 

[iscalad]

Happened to one of the party I was with in Harry's Longbridge Street.

The lady in question was sat opposite me and almost shrieked that there was ice in her soup.

 

[Swanaldo]

He thought Peterborough was where the rabbit lived.

 

[Swanaldo]

He thought that the Spice Girls were brummie astronauts.

 

[iscalad]

He keeps thinking H from Steps is an answer in the Advent Calendar Quiz.