Misheard Lyrics

[Suzi & The Banned Cheese]

"I believe in milko" You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate
"Hagget Around" The Beach Boys
I can clearly recall parents asking me to turn off my recording of the top 40 during play of new entry at 23! "Mama" By Genesis , my Dad was adamant that there was swearing on it, "Ba$tard", I think was the offending word. Subsequent re-listens have proved this to be incorrect ! However some would say that asking any Genesis song to be stopped is a fair cop!

 

[Grecian2K]

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche with an aroma in the night
Bob Dylan (or Manfred Mann's Earthband, depending on taste)

 

[Swanaldo]

Group name. There was Freda Payne so when the 3 Degrees came along thought they were Freda Greaves, Jimmy Greaves and all that.

I once had a client named Frida Hussey, which always sounded like something you'd write on a placard.

 

[Hants_red]

"Mrs Robinson" came up on the playlist, and for some reason I keep hearing

"Kevin holds a place for those who pray ".

 

[iscalad]

"Mrs Robinson" came up on the playlist, and for some reason I keep hearing

"Kevin holds a place for those who pray ".

You can get hearing aids at Specsavers these days.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

You can get hearing aids at Specsavers these days.

"What's that you say, Mrs Robinson?"

 

[angelic upstart]

One of my children likes the song Africa by Toto and he sings "pretty boys go swimming after you" which amuses me no end.

Yes, I'm easily pleased

 

[arthur]

My wife's bisexual - Nazareth

 

[Greyhound]

"'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" (Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze) becomes "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy".