Mis-heard lyrics.

[Greyhound]

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy...... Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix.

 

[angelic upstart]

Baby if you've got to go away, don't think i can take the pain - Stay East 17.

It is possible they are the right lyrics if so i simply didn't realise they were that sh*t.

 

[Tim Long]

"Have an arse day" - Stereophonics

I remain convinced that this is the genuine lyric and the single and album are misprints.

"I have a one inch head" - One in Ten by UB40

 

[ECFC69]

Eating Trifles-The Jam.

 

[spick]

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
"Might as well face it, you're a d*ck with a glove."

 

[Jean Jeannie]

I wish I was a bank robber with flowers in my hair.

 

[rightwing]

She's a pr*ck teaser. Day Tripper....The Beatles

 

[Swanaldo]

She's a pr*ck teaser. Day Tripper....The Beatles

I'm convinced that it does say that in the song. It sounds like "big teaser" the first time, then distinctly naughtier the second.

 

[Tim Long]

"I know a place where no c*nt goes" - No Cars Go by Arcade Fire.

Not so much a mis-hearing as a re-interpretation of what the song is about.

 

[Ariel Manto]

Famous misheard lyrics of our time.

"Norman Wisdom, Joey Joey Deacon, Good Times.."
From the Human League's 'These Are The Things THat Dreams Are Made Of'