Last text message you received....

[LammieLammieLammie]

Apologies, I thought this thread already existed, but can't find it.

Re: Keith Vaz, from my mate Dave, who works at the Home office.

"Well Well Well. There will be many a wry smile around Westminster village today"

 

[LOG]

"Were you sick on the bed last night?"

In case you're wondering, my reply was "No i bloody wasn't. Why would you think i even might have been?!"

 

[LammieLammieLammie]

Do you have a cat?

 

[LOG]

Do you have a cat?

My finger of suspicion is pointing firmly towards the cat and it's not even my cat FFS. I also very much doubt that the cat received a similarly accusatory text.

 

[LammieLammieLammie]

Fair reply.

Can't compete with that but my last effort is : 'Wasps 25 Chiefs 20. 1ST and poss last winner of friday night rugby prediction is Nick"

 

[CREDYGRECIAN]

Is Rooney centre half ? From a mate in England's game earlier ��

 

[Antony Moxey]

'Nice and dry in here.'

 

[LammieLammieLammie]

'more chance of him finding a pair of jeans long enough than him finding a woman.'

Unknown number.

 

[fred binneys head]

I seem to remember LOG also having a dog - he was the perfect judge and jury for the Exeweb omelette competition we had. So he has a cat and a dog under the same roof? That's a recipe for disaster if ever I heard it.

 

[fred binneys head]

My last text received was "I'm not kidding now, leave me alone or I'll call the police". Bloody women.