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I fookin hate it when that happens

GJW

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when your walking along and you suddenly get an extremely itchy ringpiece that just has to be scratched. you look around to make sure no ones gonna clock you scratchin your arse and theres someone or someones walking right behind you. usually a troop of young fit birds . torture

what do you hate when it happens?
Tickly underpant fluff itch or have you got worms?
 

Tim Long

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IIRC Billy Connolly's advice was to shout "My God, I've got an incredibly itchy arse" and evceryone would look away.
 

loobygrecian

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You only need one number to win at bingo and some old duffer wins it, then when the caller starts again, they call the number you wanted grrrr!!!
 

ECFC Nursey!

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RIP to City's number nine. Sleep tight love
you are waiting for a particular letter at scarb and give up! You use the othere letters then it appears in your letters! Grrrr
 

Red and White Zider

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when your walking along and you suddenly get an extremely itchy ringpiece that just has to be scratched. you look around to make sure no ones gonna clock you scratchin your arse and theres someone or someones walking right behind you. usually a troop of young fit birds . torture

what do you hate when it happens?
Failing that you could always drag your arse along the ground like a Cat or Dog does!!
 

Yorkie

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F*ck 'em. Scratch, sniff and be proud.
Thats DISGUSTING... yuk.
 

CREDYGRECIAN

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You only need one number to win at bingo and some old duffer wins it, then when the caller starts again, they call the number you wanted grrrr!!!
Loobs your 30 not 300.
 

loobygrecian

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Loobs your 30 not 300.
Oi! Enough of your cheek! :D Nothing wrong with bingo Credy my friend! I am sure you would love checking out the young pretty bingo caller up there!! ;)
 

Red Robbo

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Oi! Enough of your cheek! :D Nothing wrong with bingo Credy my friend! I am sure you would love checking out the young pretty bingo caller up there!! ;)
Anyone for an Exeweb Gala bingo night out then?
 

loobygrecian

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You wash the car and it starts to rain.......GRRRR!! :mad:
 
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