RedCity94
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A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Plymouth fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Plymouth fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Plymouth fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Plymouth fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Exeter fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, why are you a Exeter fan?'
'Because my mum is a Exeter fan, and my dad is a Exeter fan, so I'm a Exeter fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Exeter fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Plymouth fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Plymouth fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Plymouth fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Plymouth fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Exeter fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, why are you a Exeter fan?'
'Because my mum is a Exeter fan, and my dad is a Exeter fan, so I'm a Exeter fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Exeter fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Plymouth fan.
