Favourte Biscuit...

[Swanaldo]

There's a subtle satire of The Doors in there.

It's really not that subtle. It's delivered in a deadpan that would make the Lizard King proud.

 

[jambo]

As long as he's not flying low at the moment of delivery...

 

[Swanaldo]

Ship-shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash-back foot spa
Straight down Ladbrokes
Low cost school trip
Ramraid Oxfam
Christ that sun’s hot
Yes that’s right sir

- Upon Westminster Bridge

 

[GrecianLez]

Bouborn

Tada

 

[newburygrecian]

Woke up this morning
Found myself in bed
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil

I was a teenage armchair Honved fan

 

[Langer]

Theres Trio`s then the rest.

 

[barryfullalove]

We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq
We’ve got celibate lead singers
We’ve got Sebadoh’s and Docs
But what ain’t we got?
We ain’t got mates



From: Half Man Half Biscuit: Four Skinny Indie Kids - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/four-lads-who-shook-the-wirral-1998/four-skinny-indie-kids/#ixzz1Gl8Cq7JA

 

[MattyD]

I shall have a new biscuit on 26th September. Can't wait.

 

[Swanaldo]

I shall have a new biscuit on 26th September. Can't wait.

Good innit?

For further enquiries ring this number.
I rang it and asked about the 'much much more',
I was greeted with awkward silence.
They had lied to me.
They had lied to me on their posters.

- Fun Day In The Park.

 

[Swanaldo]

Well I feel I’m been cornered by a bloke who’s just discovered Johnny Cash.
He’s ****** and he’s boring and he’s telling me all about the Man in Black.
it seems the 'Best Of...' purchased at the superstore
is indisputedly the perfect score for
a weekend in Riga with heavy drinking rugby pals.

- L'enfer c'est les autres.