Favourte Biscuit...

[newburygrecian]

That would make more sense. It's his scouse (sorry, Wirral) accent.

 

[buggerlugs]

Best thread ever me thinks

'A million housewives everyday
pick up a can of beans and say
"what an amazing example of synchronisation"'

I'll be back ....

 

[buggerlugs]

"Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter, milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"

and another line from the person son of dean friedman that makes i chuckle ....

"supercallifragilisticborussiamoenchengladbach"

 

[angelic upstart]

Its friday again so its obviously time for some biscuit....

All this aristocracy
Has really got to stop.
We'll overthrow the surgery
And kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists
Will storm the market square
And make plans to assasinate
Our autocratic mayor!

Frim 'The Trumpton riots'

 

[buggerlugs]

the best things in life .....

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man and his wife's a touch sceptical too
They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van that says "we've seen the prices at the zoo"
Well I today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing and Charlie launched a scathing attack
When I asked him what I'd done he said "you stupid person we live in a cul-de-sac"
Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress - I just stuck an apple in my face
Saw a chap who obviously was out to impress - reckoned he beat Gargarin into space
"Hi there Salv like I'm sorry I'm late - I was getting done up as a Mogul thrash acetate"
Me I got bored so I went home, got into bed and came to the conclusion:
There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro.

 

[buggerlugs]

from everything's aor ....

she's the main man in the office
and she treats me like a lackey
but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face
and pretend i'm kendo nagasaki

from a country practice ....

opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day
miserable to who? i quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts

 

[Swanaldo]

On a sinking ship a sailor yearns
...for Joy Division oven gloves
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
..his Joy Division oven gloves

 

[angelic upstart]

I hate Nerys Hughes...

 

[Swanaldo]

..from the Heart

 

[angelic upstart]

Just like everyone else says when they can't think of anymore more words....

'A song i've forgotten' but it is on Achtung Bono..