Favourte Biscuit...

[StroudGrecian]

Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

 

[angelic upstart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex5WYA3pkUo&feature=related

I don't think I'd heard this one before.

 

[angelic upstart]

They watch Top Gear reruns on channel Dave
They watch Top Gear reruns on channel Dave
They watch Top Gear reruns on channel Dave
And say "it's not just for petrolheads"

Lovely line, and a great dig at the middle class.

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

T for Toxteth, T for Tennessee
T for Thatcher, that girl that made a wreck out of me.

From "A country practice"

Old lady labelled me an idle
Old lady labelled me an idle
Old lady labelled me an idle layabout

 

[Swanaldo]

Oh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation
Walking across the forecourt of the fire station

- Uffington Wassail.

 

[Red1968]

She’s the main man in the office in the city
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki

 

[Red1968]

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When you’re holding tea and toast
And there’s no-one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?

 

[angelic upstart]

Incidently, a housemate of mine bought a carton of soup the other day.

I wasn't happy.

 

[Swanaldo]

Check your sheds,
Check your sheds,
I think I've lost my mind

- We built this village on a trad. arr. tune

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

Beep......beep.....beep....beep...beep....beep.........beep......beep