davidjenkin
Well-known Exeweb poster
"My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my scarf up on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Reidy, I came but you still ain't winnin
I left my voice, my heart, and my dreams at the stadium
You said you wanted a striker back in autumn, you must not-a got im
There probably was a problem with the distance or summin
But anyways what's been up man how's N'gala?
I just don’t get him
Jumpin around like a fish out of water, confidence shot, it’s a real sin!
And whats wit Clark too, ok on the right, but on the other!
Always out of position, whats the point? I mean why bother?
And don’t even get me started on that f*cker Rory Fallon.
I read about your midfield too I'm sorry
It took courage to go with Nelson and cause us all this worry
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even liked you when we lost 1-0 in Tranmere man,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures n’ that
I liked the sh*t you did with Man City & Sunderland too, that sh*t was phat
Anyways, I’m tryin real hard to believe,
Then you go and tell us that now Parrott wants to leave!!!
I just want to win three points before December, your biggest fan
This is Devonportender
This is Stan
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Reidy, you still ain't spoke or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's F*CKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside by your car
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph - it was for my Ma
Where’s the f*cking millions man, you’ve only spent a few
We turned up in our f*cking thousands just for you,
Four cup games this and we’ve won just one
That's pretty sh*tty man - you're supposed to be famous! F*cking come on!
We wants to be just like you man, we likes Argyle with you
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when you joined us - you said if we turned up
You would invest in the team - see I remember in a way
I never seen Simon Walton play;
He used to be rated by Charlton in the Premiership I hear
I can relate to that only if he turns it on down here
So we need some more midfielders, and we need now to progress
Cause I don't rate what we’ve got, watchin them makes me so depressed
I even got a tattoo of Argyle across my chest!!!
Sometimes I even watch other teams to see how much it hurts
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
I wanna believe everything you say is real, and respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I think about Argyle 24/7
But she don't know football like I know football Reidy, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta help us man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Where’s the Passion Reidy??????
PS we should be beating City too
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
DEAR MR I'M TOO GOOD TO SOCIALISE WITH FANS!
THIS WILL BE THE LAST PASOTI POST I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
IT'S BEEN 1 MONTH NOW AND STILL NO WORD
I DON'T DESERVE IT! YOU STINKING, MONKEY-HEADED OLD TURD!
CITY D*CKED ALL OVER US AND PLAYED US OFF THE PITCH
HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MADE US FEEL? YOU BANANA-MUNCHING person!
(Screams)
SHUT UP TW*T!
HEY REIDY THAT'S WRIGHT-PHILLIPS IN MY TRUNK
WE'RE GOING TO THE TAMAR FOR A MOTHERF*CKING DUNK!
PERHAPS NOW YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME AND WRITE IF YOU REMEMBER
I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO SEE US STUFFED AGAIN BY CITY IN DECEMBER
YOU DID THIS TO ME REIDY, YOU COULD HAVE RESCUED ME FROM DROWNING
NOW ITS TOO LATE, I'VE HAD A THOUSAND PASTIES NOW I'M DROWSY
GOOD LUCK FOR THIS SEASON YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!
WE CAN'T EVEN BEAT HARTLEPOOL YOU CHIMPANZEE-FACED EEJIT
WE'LL NEVER BEAT THE POSH, THE BORO OR THE BEES
YOU AND THE CHAIRMEN HAVE BROUGHT THIS CLUB DOWN TO IT'S KNEES!
WE'LL GET SIX-POINTED BY THE CITY AND GET RELEGATED AT ST JAMES
BARNET? BURY? ACCY STANLEY? HARDLY WHAT YOU'D CALL GLAMOUR GAMES
TELL FALLON HE'S A W*NKER AND CRAIG NOONE THAT HE'S A *****
TELL LARRIEU HE'S A CRETIN AND MARCEL SEIP THAT HE'S A D*CK!
ANYWAYS I'M ALMOST AT THE BRIDGE NOW AND I WILL SOON BE DEAD
AH SH*T I FORGOT, HOW'M I GONNA PRESS REPLY TO MOTHERF*CKIN THREAD
(Splash)
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Stan, I meant to log on earlier but I've just been busy
Trying to work out how to keep Harley quiet has made me rather dizzy
I'm glad you like me but Stan why are you so mad?
Try and understand, Arg*le have always been this f*cking bad
I share your concerns about Exeter City
Our form this season has indeed been rather sh*tty
The omens are poor and City are bloody flying
They're on the way up while our football club is dying
However I resent you calling me names and saying that I look like a chimp
Who do you think you are? You pretentious, vicious, nasty old gimp?
All my life I've been teased for having a monkey's head
Do you seriously think you're the first? Try several hundred!!!
I'll do my best to secure you the win you crave
Just give me more time and for now try not to cave
Don't do nothin stupid, I read this story bout this bloke
Drove Wright-Phillips in the Tamar, what a f*ckin joke
He wrote a PASOTI message while he was stuck in a queue
Come to think about it, it was you
Damn"
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my scarf up on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Reidy, I came but you still ain't winnin
I left my voice, my heart, and my dreams at the stadium
You said you wanted a striker back in autumn, you must not-a got im
There probably was a problem with the distance or summin
But anyways what's been up man how's N'gala?
I just don’t get him
Jumpin around like a fish out of water, confidence shot, it’s a real sin!
And whats wit Clark too, ok on the right, but on the other!
Always out of position, whats the point? I mean why bother?
And don’t even get me started on that f*cker Rory Fallon.
I read about your midfield too I'm sorry
It took courage to go with Nelson and cause us all this worry
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even liked you when we lost 1-0 in Tranmere man,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures n’ that
I liked the sh*t you did with Man City & Sunderland too, that sh*t was phat
Anyways, I’m tryin real hard to believe,
Then you go and tell us that now Parrott wants to leave!!!
I just want to win three points before December, your biggest fan
This is Devonportender
This is Stan
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Reidy, you still ain't spoke or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's F*CKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside by your car
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph - it was for my Ma
Where’s the f*cking millions man, you’ve only spent a few
We turned up in our f*cking thousands just for you,
Four cup games this and we’ve won just one
That's pretty sh*tty man - you're supposed to be famous! F*cking come on!
We wants to be just like you man, we likes Argyle with you
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when you joined us - you said if we turned up
You would invest in the team - see I remember in a way
I never seen Simon Walton play;
He used to be rated by Charlton in the Premiership I hear
I can relate to that only if he turns it on down here
So we need some more midfielders, and we need now to progress
Cause I don't rate what we’ve got, watchin them makes me so depressed
I even got a tattoo of Argyle across my chest!!!
Sometimes I even watch other teams to see how much it hurts
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
I wanna believe everything you say is real, and respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I think about Argyle 24/7
But she don't know football like I know football Reidy, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta help us man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Where’s the Passion Reidy??????
PS we should be beating City too
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
DEAR MR I'M TOO GOOD TO SOCIALISE WITH FANS!
THIS WILL BE THE LAST PASOTI POST I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
IT'S BEEN 1 MONTH NOW AND STILL NO WORD
I DON'T DESERVE IT! YOU STINKING, MONKEY-HEADED OLD TURD!
CITY D*CKED ALL OVER US AND PLAYED US OFF THE PITCH
HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MADE US FEEL? YOU BANANA-MUNCHING person!
(Screams)
SHUT UP TW*T!
HEY REIDY THAT'S WRIGHT-PHILLIPS IN MY TRUNK
WE'RE GOING TO THE TAMAR FOR A MOTHERF*CKING DUNK!
PERHAPS NOW YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME AND WRITE IF YOU REMEMBER
I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO SEE US STUFFED AGAIN BY CITY IN DECEMBER
YOU DID THIS TO ME REIDY, YOU COULD HAVE RESCUED ME FROM DROWNING
NOW ITS TOO LATE, I'VE HAD A THOUSAND PASTIES NOW I'M DROWSY
GOOD LUCK FOR THIS SEASON YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!
WE CAN'T EVEN BEAT HARTLEPOOL YOU CHIMPANZEE-FACED EEJIT
WE'LL NEVER BEAT THE POSH, THE BORO OR THE BEES
YOU AND THE CHAIRMEN HAVE BROUGHT THIS CLUB DOWN TO IT'S KNEES!
WE'LL GET SIX-POINTED BY THE CITY AND GET RELEGATED AT ST JAMES
BARNET? BURY? ACCY STANLEY? HARDLY WHAT YOU'D CALL GLAMOUR GAMES
TELL FALLON HE'S A W*NKER AND CRAIG NOONE THAT HE'S A *****
TELL LARRIEU HE'S A CRETIN AND MARCEL SEIP THAT HE'S A D*CK!
ANYWAYS I'M ALMOST AT THE BRIDGE NOW AND I WILL SOON BE DEAD
AH SH*T I FORGOT, HOW'M I GONNA PRESS REPLY TO MOTHERF*CKIN THREAD
(Splash)
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad..
Dear Stan, I meant to log on earlier but I've just been busy
Trying to work out how to keep Harley quiet has made me rather dizzy
I'm glad you like me but Stan why are you so mad?
Try and understand, Arg*le have always been this f*cking bad
I share your concerns about Exeter City
Our form this season has indeed been rather sh*tty
The omens are poor and City are bloody flying
They're on the way up while our football club is dying
However I resent you calling me names and saying that I look like a chimp
Who do you think you are? You pretentious, vicious, nasty old gimp?
All my life I've been teased for having a monkey's head
Do you seriously think you're the first? Try several hundred!!!
I'll do my best to secure you the win you crave
Just give me more time and for now try not to cave
Don't do nothin stupid, I read this story bout this bloke
Drove Wright-Phillips in the Tamar, what a f*ckin joke
He wrote a PASOTI message while he was stuck in a queue
Come to think about it, it was you
Damn"
