Do women Fart?

[Grecian2K]

Surely the coincidental outbreak of "swollen ankles" and the invention of Tights (or "Pantyhose in Pete-speak) is conclusive proof of female fartings.

(Oh, as PS: Theoritically "cellulite" AND "varicose veins" might also be cited as evidence of clear or coloured "follow-through" if contained by such constricting undergarments.....but I'm FAR to much a Grecian Gentleman to even suggest such a possibility )

 

[Yorkie]

We might but if we did it would smell like roses

 

[ECFC Nursey!]

Oh psssht. We're the calmest, most docile creatures on earth!

me likes your thinking! lol!

 

[Red the Paper]

Women do fart, ladies do not.

 

[Swanaldo]

We might but if we did it would smell like roses

...or Quality Street, Aeros, Kit Kats.......

 

[BigBanker]

Two words: Fanny fart.

 

[Poultice]

Oh psssht. We're the calmest, most docile creatures on earth!

You are a manatee and I claim my five pounds.

 

[Alistair20000]

You are a manatee and I claim my five pounds.

I love the thinking Poults but I don't think the manatee is native to South Australia.

 

[Poultice]

I love the thinking Poults but I don't think the manatee is native to South Australia.

And what makes you think Jordann is ?

 

[Alistair20000]

And what makes you think Jordann is ?

Nothing specific other than timing of postings and a certain Aussie flavour to the wording of those posts; which is not conclusive evidence. The jury is out for me on the basis of innocent until proved guilty.

Jordann has shown us a photo of her purported self and I have agreed to pay for a large drink for her in Red Square on her next visit to further weigh the evidence. :S

P.S. As the lawyers say words referring to the feminine are deemed to include the masculine for the purposes of this post. Or perhaps they put it the other way round.