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[StroudGrecian]

The residents of Erewash in Derbyshire are always spotless.

As are the good folk of Morebath.

 

[Swanaldo]

The Campanile at Pisa is a listed building.

 

[Swanaldo]

Nobody enjoyed Dr David Banner's impression of Ang Lee.

 

[Swanaldo]

When the Queen goes to the garage she always gets a curtsy car.

 

[StroudGrecian]

My personal trainer has doing loads of sit-ups but it feels like abuse.

 

[Greyhound]

I used to be in the same team as a bloke from the Outer Hebrides. What a brilliant player. Ex-Stornaway skill.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

I used to be in the same team as a bloke from the Outer Hebrides. What a brilliant player. Ex-Stornaway skill.

You are Sweden's 88th best comic and I claim my 5 krona !

 

[StroudGrecian]

I keep shouting out 'Sugar Baby Love' - got Rubettes.

 

[Swanaldo]

The most popular crap dance in Brussels is the Belgian Conga.

 

[Greyhound]

Donald Tusk was in the Virtual last night. Looking a bit elephant's, if you ask me.