Claims to fame

[STURTZ]

Bought a crap car once that had previously been owned by the late great Gordon Waller (of Peter and Gordon fame).

 

[Joshyd123]

I was on Ian Wright and Mark Bright's radio show the winter before World Cup 2002, correct predicted Man City 2-2 Norwich in one of the next games and won a selection box.

 

[Poultice]

Just been chatting on MSN with a mate of mine who I haven't heard from for ages, about four years ago he got crushed by a falling down ****** Serena Williams out side a nightclub in Hong Kong.

 

[Red the Paper]

Where to begin:

*Had lunch with Judy Spires and Mike Highley
*Was on stage with Ken Dodd at a show in Birmingham
*Got ****** with Stinky Turner (C*ckney Rejects)
*Was pushed aside by MOD security guards protecting Dr David Owen
*Had dinner with 2 page 3 stunners in the 1980s during half time at West Ham (Gillian De Terville and Corinne Russell) in the Boleyn Executive Suite
*Shared a lift (elevator) with Nellie Furtado in Rio
*Was called a "lad" by Josh Stone
*My best mate slept with a local TV presenters' girlfriend, now wife I believe
*Had the door of Harrods opened for me and my family whilst leaving, only to look behind to see an ugly arab midget immediately behind me
*Was in a toasting round with Sir Ian Botham at a hotel in Chester where he stood up and said "To England, Harry and St George"
*Was a film extra in an Eddie Murphy film whilst at the New York Apple Store. Never saw the film but got ****** off because nobody could leave the store until filming had stopped

 

[Chucks]

My Missus' second cousin is Spudgun from Bottom.

 

[EX4 6PX]

I sold a pair of plimsolls (bottom of the range) to John Noakes backalong when I was working in a sports shop. The whole place fell silent when he walked in, but I wasn't starstruck at all.

I am not entirely sure that he was still presenting on Blue Peter at the time.

At least mine was better than Sturtz's effort. I don't even know who Peter and Gordon are!

 

[crocks]

Whilst on holiday on France, had lunch and spent a very pleasant afternoon in the company of Sankha Guha and his family.

 

[STURTZ]

I sold a pair of plimsolls (bottom of the range) to John Noakes backalong when I was working in a sports shop. The whole place fell silent when he walked in, but I wasn't starstruck at all.

I am not entirely sure that he was still presenting on Blue Peter at the time.

At least mine was better than Sturtz's effort. I don't even know who Peter and Gordon are!

I don't care what you say I won't live in a world without trivial sh*te.

 

[LOG]

I sold a pair of plimsolls (bottom of the range) to John Noakes backalong when I was working in a sports shop. The whole place fell silent when he walked in, but I wasn't starstruck at all.

I am not entirely sure that he was still presenting on Blue Peter at the time.

Did he tie up Shep outside?

 

[Hants_red]

I know someone who knows LOG.

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