Caption Time

[t.a.f.k.a.g.g.]

"That's all well and good mate, I'm sure you do wonders in goal for Totteridge Rovers, but I reckon if you switch to Centre Back you'll be playing League 2 football in 2 years. My scouts tell me you're good in the air. Now out of my way I need to get pitch side so Yemsy can give me back my Alan Ball head-wear"

"Yes sir"

 

[southamptongrecian]

Mr Tisdale,thats a fine aftershave your using.

 

[rogerc]

"don't look behind you sir, but I'm a special undercover agent from a few miles east of here, with the authority to invite you to take over at WHL"

 

[Hants_red]

"Its our ball, and if you won't let us play with it then I must ask you all to leave"

 

[guildford grecian]

"Please could you ask some of your supporters to go in the home stands as it looks a bit embarassing"

 

[Joshyd123]

Steward; "Mr Tisdale, I've heard rave reviews about your management style so how about you pucker up for a kiss and make me a happy man?"

Tisdale; "Maybe next time, I have more important things on my mind."

 

[DB9]

"Who's a naughty boy then?"

There's a phone call from Portsmouth asking if you're available?

 

[elginCity]

"This stand is barnet only, put your cap on"

 

[Bob]

ECFC's star loose head prop gets ready to pack down....