101 Uses for a Teaser May

[Greyhound]

A “bloody difficult woman”

You've got a good memory, Elgy!

 

[Alistair20000]

17) Baker in a French boulangerie.

"In tough times everyone has to take their share of pain"

P.S. I do hope our Jase will contribute something please.

 

[Greyhound]

18) Beatles lyricist, c1966.

"She's a big teaser..........."

 

[Grecian2K]

19) A Scarecrow. Doing something useful in a field of corn, creating a "hostile environment" for all of those horrid avian migrants.

 

[Grecian2K]

18) Beatles lyricist, c1966.

"She's a big teaser..........."

Excellent call there my canine friend.

Or even, a year later, for the Monkees

I thought power was only true in fairy tales
Meant for Eton boys and not for me
Mogg was out to get me
That's the way it seems
Paranoia haunted all my dreams

But then I saw Don's hands
Now I'm a Trump Teaser
Without an ounce of thought in my mind

Phil says "Yes. I'll gladly leave her
Get on and squeeze her
Even grope her behind"

 

[Greyhound]

Special relationship.........?

 

[Spoonz Red E]

... Meant for Eton boys and not for me ...

#TakeBackControlOfOurBoarders

 

[Greyhound]

Now I'm a Trump Teaser

Reminds me of that wartime joke about Utility Bloomers.........."One Yank and they're off".

 

[HH12]

20) When she leaves the tories for another party - she maybe Theresa Green

 

[Grecian2K]

#TakeBackControlOfOurBoarders

Thanks for that Spoonzey. You've posted many chucklesome asides in the past but I 4-1 vote that as the most snorkelable one I've yet had the joy to read.