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....the land of the sheep-shiggin, inbreed, chavoid land-lubber. Discuss.

Interesting to see one of Excretia Chiefs players who plays for Fiji. Well he has a parent who is Cornish and the other is Fijian......you see my inbreed east-devoner pals.....that is how you enlarge your gene pool......that.....and keeping your hands off your sisters and cousins.

.....in a cost cutting measure and public-relations exercise during this terrible recession, the Royal couple were considering having their ceremony at excretia cathedral. However, the Royal sweethearts were quickly informed by top advisors about the inbreed locals that the wedding procession...

So. To raise money for Children in Need, all you excretians are turning up for school, college, uni (yeah right), job centre, etc in your baby-gro. Don't forget to take an extra bucket, for your club !

Yes, unbelieveable ! The jaxxie geeks do it again ! Excretia University team lose their 1st round 'match' on University Challenged, but go through to the quarter finals because they were the 'best' losers. Jaxxie geeks.......FACT.

Ancient ! This is surely the appropriate word ! They haven't played each other for an age, and throughout football history have not been on the same level. Excretia are small fry. Always have been and always will be. excretia v The Gulls, is, and always has been, the ONLY Devon derby.

No. Not the excretians season. But Bon fire night.

.....I mean Federation of Master Builders. http://www.fmb.org.uk/ Yes. A good place to start, to find someone to spruce up your poxxy ground. Please start with that non-league away end. Shamefull. We are going forward with our ground development at the Moor. It is about time that you did...

OUR Billy takes the brave Gulls into the play-off zone. Could just turn around his season. One for the future ? Did you geeks miss out ?Discuss.

Please. geeks. Some truthfull insider info required. Inconsistant results and the ever present and dodgey excretian cloud of jaxxiness, is making it difficult to guage. Please in an effort to be good sports, tell us, exactly how poor is your team ?

Being a civilised representative of the most civilised Devon club. I do hope that greens and greeks large chav elements do not let down the County of Devon (...and Cornwall). Many of your chavs can't handle their beer like we can, and/or can not be trusted to behave like we can. It is all about...

.......for the Paint Pot game, will the geeks play for penalties against the muff ? A desperate black'n'white, snatch'n'grab ? OR, will Total-Football Tiz (snigger) blast down the A38 and charge the muff defence in a full and techni-colour display of the beautiful game ? So. Who will we get...

.....excretianGeoff. The geek I wind-up so well......well....were is the numpty ? My question to you my east-devon inbreed friend.....is the greasy luck running out ?

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I feel we need a full public enquiry, and fuller discussion on a puzzling matter. Is it true that only 5000 odd (very odd) souls turned up to see you chase a playoff spot against the 2nd placed team ? I am really puzzled by this very low turn out. I mean excretia is a sh1ty and a large caption...

With all you greasers claiming that me, Babbacombe_Lee, is infact some sort of excretian cult-figure called BTI, b_t_i, jerky, or whatever. Well, just say for a minute that you are right. Well what would be the problem with re-inventing oneself ? I certainly think so many of you geeks would...

If one just looks at your home results alone, with-out any appreciation of jaxx or anything. Then without any pressure on you when you play 2nd placed Carlisle tomorrow, you will shirley need no luck in scraping a 1-1 draw, now will you ?

If you filled a room with a load of excretians and gave each a typewriter, with enough time, it would be possible for them to come up with the complete works of Shakespeare.

Will be funny if argiggle beat the sh1ty 3 times this season. Would be hilarious infact. But if the Gulls get promoted, or as is more likely, both geeks and greens get relegated, it'll be proper Devon derbies all round then.

How did the excretian Jaxxie count go today. Starting to level out ? Discuss.