News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[IndoMike]

You really are a bit thick aren't you ? It was posted Tuesday.

Anyway muggins i thought you had put the riff raff on ignore.

Noooo. It was more of a post about me. I'm known as the Friday Ranter by my mates Tavers and Jason. So I was following up on Iscalad's post and making a self-effacing joke, i.e I was laughing at myself. You should try it.
Obviously your sense of humour is stunted
and you're looking for shadows where they don't exist. Surprisingly my posts are not always about you.

 

[Hants_red]

Very naughty Tory candidate

Tory candidate jailed for violent threats against Yvette Cooper

Joshua Spencer, 25, attended Cooper’s election count after arrest and received character reference from Tory MP

www.theguardian.com

 

[Alistair20000]

Indeed - some have speculated that watching the Shadow Foreign Secretary after lunch is at times guaranteed to bring about a laugh or two. One or two on our benches also appear to be a trifle incoherent as the day wears on. I'm not sure if Ian Blackford imbibes or just always looks rosy of cheek.

Lady Nugee ? What tipple Jason ? Don’t see her as a Penny Mordaunt sort of pint girl.

 

[Grecian2K]

They tried their hardest to keep this news secret but, unfortunately, there was a leak.

90,000 unsafe condoms seized in the UK in two years

Health experts urge users to check packaging for tell-tale signs of poor product quality

www.theguardian.com

 

[IndoMike]

"Armed robbers steal hundreds of toilet rolls in China".

Sh*t happens.

 

[Legohead]

Let's hope they don't cram them all in small cages in indoor markets then like they do with wild animals...…….

Bog rolls get better treatment over there.

 

[Hants_red]

What, scotch eggs, no!

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12307986

 

[LOG]

Hold the front page!

Here's why Bristol was mentioned on EastEnders last night

Sonia Fowler from EastEnders mentioned Bristol in last night's episode but didn't quite manage to get to the city

www.bristolpost.co.uk

 

[Tim Long]

Hold the front page!

Here's why Bristol was mentioned on EastEnders last night

Sonia Fowler from EastEnders mentioned Bristol in last night's episode but didn't quite manage to get to the city

www.bristolpost.co.uk

So not because it's Cockney rhyming slang, then ?

 

[Legohead]

Who watches that sh**e?