Recent content by Dorchester Green

Loves his raspberry ripples by all accounts

Larry don't believe anything you read in the Dorset Echo - it was the youth team

Sturtz I salute you.

The time certainly is Noone - great cross 2-0

Oh I have every confidence the Sid James Park pitch will soon look a lot better with the amount of sh*t on it.

Hello Geoff. Absolutely top banter, well done you. (I don't think people from East Devon should go down the fuzzy haired toe route though.)

Tried searching on the net for an ECFC doggie poo bag. Is this one?

Ive try again - you gotta dumb it down for this one to understand.

BTI please do me a favour and do not associate Excretia with West Dorset. You have hurt my feelings. DG

Fantastic humour. You must have spent ages thinking that up. I am in awe of your brilliance. All it needs is for globey to poke his nose in and we have the whole set of your comic geniuses all in one thread.

BTIE please do not slag off Dorchester. Only one league below your lot. If Chukki Eribbene could do what he did to terrorise your back four, imagine what Steve Flack would have done. (Ok that last bit is a bit far-fetched) Here to enjoy your non-league envy fest.