IndoMike
Very well known Exeweb poster
Yes, yes, Jason. Lie down for a while.That's what normally happens.
On this occasion I ran the channel (something I was urging our players to do on Monday, usually to no avail), got the ball with my back to goal, Cruyff-turned the CB and from the corner of the box floated one that would have been heading for the top corner but for the keeper's intervention. Think Buster vs Fulham in '95 (without the lung-busting run from his own box).
We still lost.
Anyway, you're talking to John Stocker Junior Boys top scorer here. I was similar to Lineker but probably a bit better.