Claims to fame

[Jason H]

A mate of mine's ex girlfriend got chatted up by Titus Bramble.

On that sort of note, my mate's girlfriend while working in Tenerife became quite pally (in a platonic sense!) with James Scowcroft.

 

[STURTZ]

Mate of mine went out with Josh Stone's sister.

 

[Poultice]

On that sort of note, my mate's girlfriend while working in Tenerife became quite pally (in a platonic sense!) with James Scowcroft.

Well the same mate who's ex girlfriend got chatted up by Titus Bramble got a nosh off a girl who had had sex with a member of Aston Villa's first team squad.

 

[Poultice]

And a different mate of mine's ex girlfriend has been invited to Joleon Lescott's wedding, ps. This may have already happened.

 

[EX4 6PX]

Chris Martin?

I believe that in real life (whatever that is) Chris Martin is Mick Brownstone. This is because the two of them have probably done the most to promote caravans in the Exeter area and not because Mick gets to shag Gwynneth. He's probably happy enough with Joyce.

 

[Anonymous]

I once met the bassist of Spandau Ballet in the black horse.

 

[Greyhound]

I nearly met Englebert Humperdinck once.

 

[ecfc2000]

My Missus' second cousin is Spudgun from Bottom.

Interesting, I know Dave Hedgehog.

 

[STURTZ]

Bumped into Randy Vanwarmers mum on Dartmoor once.

 

[EX4 6PX]

I actually met LammieLammieLammie on two occasions.

Don't bother trying to beat that.

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