Your Jurgen Klopp connection

[Mervyn]

Not likely old chap. More likely he’ll do well and cost any other club a lot of money to lure him and his assistant (who’s also signed an extension) away. Time will tell. Look forward to comparing notes in a couple of years.

 

[Grecian2K]

You really ought to try "stand-up" Merv.

With a lot of practice you might even find that you don't actually need to use your knuckles to aid forward locomotion.

 

[Mervyn]

Your strap line quotes Flaubert, probably my favourite author. He once said ‘there is no such thing as truth, only perception’. You have totally the wrong perception of me my friend. Grow up.

 

[Grecian2K]

Our "Jurgen Klopp connection"?
Well, we haven't lost six successive home games, for starters!