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Herschel

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A kiwi fruit smell like a turd?

I mean seriously, the fruit tastes lovely, but just smell the outside.....it f*cking stinks.
 

Ellisthegreek

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Apparently once they are picked they are preserved in manure.
 
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Robert S

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I always thought they smelled like that because they are Unicorn turds.

But I have led a sheltered life.
 

grecIAN Harris

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A kiwi fruit smell like a turd?.
Coz it taste like sh!t.
 
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