Wagatha Christie - yay or yay?

Alistair20000

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The case has informed me of a lot of things. Jamie aside....that his wife is a real piece of work. Colleen on the other hand is fairly down to earth (as wags go). Oh and Wayne Rooney is quickly transforming into Henry VIII. Just needs the ruff and pantaloons and he's there. I always did say - if it wasn't for football, he'd be laying tarmac, so I'm thinking a Tudor Monarch is a much more flattering comparison. And just to think - he'll be in a dugout at City next season! Get those chants ready boys!
The paper reported that Wayne went puce and looked skywards when reference was made to his misbehavings. I also read that he testified that Coleen had become a different mother and wife since Becky started this libel action. All a crock of sh!te IMO.
 

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Hopefully they can keep this going all through the close season, we need entertainment at this level!
 

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I think we are left only with closing speeches from the Briefs so it appears that this will be an avenue of "pleasure" that will be closed off.
Still have Depp vs Heard to fill the void for a bit.
 

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I think we are left only with closing speeches from the Briefs
So what do you reckon then.
Becki in a revealing designer thong...while Colleen dons a pair of discarded "granny-pants" that she happened to find in Wayne's kit bag?

Bet the jury (and the Daily Mail/SnoreawaySun) can hardly wait!
 

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Still have Depp vs Heard to fill the void for a bit.
Not for long though if this is correct.

When will the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial end?
The trial was scheduled to conclude on Thursday 19 May, but was extended on Monday as there is still a significant amount of evidence to be presented.

It is now set to end on 27 May, after which the jury will consider their verdict.

They will decide whether, on the balance of probability, Heard did defame Depp in the 2018 Washington Post article that is the crux of the trial.
 

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So what do you reckon the.
Becki in a revealing thong...while Colleen dons a pair of discarded "granny-pants" that she happened to find in Wayne's kit bag?

Bet the jury can hardly wait!
No jury on this one G2K. The Beak is sitting alone without a jury.

That probably rules out a "humorous" award of damages such as a pair of granny-pants to Coleen if she wins and a shrivelled chipolota to Becky if she comes out on top.
 

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How did the English one end?

The USA Depp one is strange, cos it was about whether or not Heard was allowed to say Depp was allowed to be called a wife beater. When apparently, that part wasn't in doubt. But I don't know much about it as these things don't really interest me.
 

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Rooney wins. Rightly so.

Vardy shown to be a nasty piece of work. Just like Amber Heard. A piece of trash too.

justice!
 
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