UK Lockdown

[OmanGrecian]

And another tip to save on loo roll...while sitting on the loo, double it’s use by using it to clean your specs. Make sure you get it in the right order though.

I shall continue to use my bidet (not for glasses )

 

[Legohead]

I was surprised to see that food takeaways are still available for delivery. Such as Dominos pizzas for example. Surely each delivery is an unnecessary journey?

 

[geoffwp]

I was surprised to see that food takeaways are still available for delivery. Such as Dominos pizzas for example. Surely each delivery is an unnecessary journey?

Not if that's your dinner.

 

[Legohead]

Not if that's your dinner.

Ah I see. So basically fast food places are ok because they are providing 'food', and I use that term very loosely indeed, and thus they are deemed an essential service?

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Ah I see. So basically fast food places are ok because they are providing 'food', and I use that term very loosely indeed, and thus they are deemed an essential service?

The world will end not with a bang but a Wimpy.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

As long as we don't have anyone suggesting we wash them out and dry on the line!!

What gets me is why anyone would ever consider buying "recycled" loo paper ??????

 

[IndoMike]

In Indonesia loo paper is widely available because it's not a big seller.
if you have money you have a bidet and if you don't you kind of wash underneath using a plastic saucepan.
Asians think it's hilarious that Westerners use paper. Doesn't do the job properly.

 

[Swanaldo]

Toilet paper etiquette has changed too; 6 sheets per wipe, max.

Six! How many do you use normally?!?

 

[ramone]

Toilet paper etiquette has changed too; 6 sheets per wipe, max.

 

[ramone]

Today's a$$hole award goes to this guy ! ….. another one of the T F U K idiots like the bint sat on the bench !

Purposely going looking to wind the police up.