John William
Well-known Exeweb poster
Here's another story – broken by the Echo, which went on to make the nationals – you may have missed:
http://www.devonlive.com/exeter-chiefs-player-issued-with-warning-after-urinating-on-shop-window-while-dressed-as-policeman/story-30099903-detail/story.html
What no puns about p*ss-ups? I am disappointed.