Torquay United

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I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Torquay shirt

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Torquay colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Torquay United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.


A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and aTorquay shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Newcastle shirt to save the family embarrassment.
 

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I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Torquay shirt

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Torquay colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Torquay United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.


A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and aTorquay shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Newcastle shirt to save the family embarrassment.
oh dear .....oh dear.....oh dear .......oh dear......oh dear.....oh deary me
 

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I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Torquay shirt

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Torquay colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Torquay United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.


A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and aTorquay shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Newcastle shirt to save the family embarrassment.
If you had put Exeter in there instead of Torquay, then it may have qualified as banter. However, picking on little ol' Torquay (Bless) is no funnier than mocking the disabled.

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Mr Jan Yeo

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If you had put Exeter in there instead of Torquay, then it may have qualified as banter. However, picking on little ol' Torquay (Bless) is no funnier than mocking the disabled.

LL
[y] It's just not gentlemanly to pick on the underlings
 
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