Apparently a chap turned up at the RD&E yesterday and said he thought that he might have the virus. He was told to go to a special cubicle that has been set up in the car park. A consultant and a Doctor both donned special "space suits" and went to meet him. They asked why he thought he might have it and he said (this is not a joke) and he replied that he had been sneezing all day and the night before he had eaten a Chinese take away. I say again, this is not a joke.