I don't remember who said it here on Exeweb, many years ago, but.... Playing Torquay is like playing your little brother at Subuteo, you get no pleasure from beating him, but you can not let gobby little shyte win.I must confess that I feel little hate for Torquay and think the two matches against them would create a lot of interest. Hating Torquay is a bit like wanting to kick sand in the geek's face at the beach.
I say "arise from the ashes Torquay and give us some fun in Div 2."
Sums it up perfectly I think and credit to the original poster!