The Penny Drops.

[grecIAN Harris]

I haven't just worked this out but it took far too long for me to realise that recycled toilet paper wasn't made from recycled toilet paper.

$4it happens........

 

[Swanaldo]

Just this second realised that the 'King' of Goffen & King is Carole King. I thought it was some fella.

This means that Carole King has written at least two of my Top Five breakup songs ever. (Take Good Care of my Baby and Its Too Late).

 

[Billy The Fish]

The pharmaceutical companies are researching and trying to develop the wrong vaccine. They need to find one that works for stupidity.

 

[elginCity]

Was chatting to a midwife recently, having an in depth conversation on bodily functions in a social setting, who explained that a toilet lid is there to stop nasty aerosol permeating the air and walls of the smallest room while flushing.

Unlike the seat, always considered a lid of useless cosmetic value, a lame attempt to disguise what lay beneath it, or just something else to keep clean. Learn something every day.

 

[Grecian2K]

Oi! Who are you calling "a nasty aerosol"?

 

[elginCity]

$4it happens........

Just remember to put the lid down.

 

[Bridgy 81]

Just remember to put the lid down.

Some years ago we had a tiler working in our bathroom whilst we were out.
When we got home he told us that two rats came up into our toilet bowl and were fighting each other.
He said he rushed over, pulled the flush and they disappeared.
We contacted Environmental Services. They said it was possible but there wasn’t much we could do about it!
We kept the lid down for a long time after that and were extra vigilant when sitting down!!

 

[Alistair20000]

This would be unnerving, assuming it is not an oddly formed turd

 

[iscalad]

Try using a dunny in the outback. Snakes are the least of your worries

 

[Alistair20000]

Try using a dunny in the outback. Snakes are the least of your worries

What is worse than a venomous snake isca ? They scare me to death.