The Ian Sideman dossier

[Mid Devon Clown]

Nah with Spicy Nik Nak, Kyunghee and Spick.

 

[Sidey's back]

Hello Friends,

How kind of you to notice.

Tis true. I'm back. I have missed you all immensely.

It's a long story I won't bore you with, but let's just say, a cheese-based incident at the local farmers market got out of hand and I had to spend a few months at her majesty's pleasure.

Belinda went off with the chap from the charcuterie and the black dog took my leash for a while.

However I'm just about back to full spirits and delighted to say hello.

Thanks
Sidey

 

[LOG]

Hi Sidey!* Good to see you again old fella.

I'm sorry to hear about Belinda. Mickey B has suffered similarly recently, what with his Joyce upping sticks. Perhaps you two could find strength in each other?

Don't worry about your spell inside. I, 4-1, won't judge you and i'm sure the other good folk of exeweb feel the same. Hey, we all make mistakes but it's your bouncebackability that counts.




* If it's really you.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Just over a year ago that Sidey stated that his heart had gone. A few days later and it was all over - no more posts.

I don't know who this Martin Guerre is, but I don't believe it's Sidey.

 

[Sidey's back]

Nice literary reference there Stroudster!

Nice to see you too Log. I plan to meet up with Mr. B to compare scars. A painful business indeed.

Yes, it's me. Not sure how I can prove it though. You'll just have to trust me.

Sidey.

 

[LOG]

Yes, it's me. Not sure how I can prove it though. You'll just have to trust me.

It's ok, Sidey, i'm a trusting sort.

Then again, i'm also very much a belt and braces kind of guy so i might see if i can devise some sort of test.

More to follow.

 

[Alistair20000]

I think it might be necessary to get a not inconsiderably large supply of biscuitage in.

As Lionel can attest, I am much less trusting than he is. I would like to know why this chappie has not posted under his old colours. Something a bit rum about that.

It goes without saying that we are delighted to have the Exeweb Man (or woman ?) of Mystery back.....................if it be are he.

 

[Greyhound]

Rather like the plot of a novel, this. Man returns to old familiar haunts........but are things what they seem?

 

[LOG]

There's a rumour going around twitter that he's somehow involved in the Lucy Beale case.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Lionel, are we still waiting for this test?