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The Garden Thread

Billy The Fish

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Seems like a terrible waste of beer :cry:
I used supermarket own brand bitter and that's all it's fit for. It's now known as slug beer in our house.
 

iscalad

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Seems like a terrible waste of beer :cry:
Try lager
 

fred binneys head

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Ants. Multiple nests on the lawn, under patio slabs. Can never get rid of them. Tried powders but they come back. Had a rat the other day As well but they seem to have disappeared now my bird feeders are empty and next door has put a rat box out to catch them.
Ant traps are great. Put it down near the ants, they go in, get poison on them then take it back to the nest and spread it around like it’s coronavirus.
 
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Billy The Fish

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Try lager
Right. I've had 5 cans of Stella and now teh fckn sligs are gettin it. The bastads
 

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Ant traps are great. Put it down near the ants, they go in, get poison on them then take it back to the nest and spread it around like it’s coronavirus.
Got a picture of a load of ants marching around GJWs garden, middle finger aloft, 2m apart.
 

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Got a picture of a load of ants marching around GJWs garden, middle finger aloft, 2m apart.
When I sit in the garden having a cold beer they march over my feet and smirk at me.
 

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I’m hiring this guy to finish them off.
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fred binneys head

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He’s on their side mate, I think you’ve wasted your money.
 

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He’s on their side mate, I think you’ve wasted your money.
Yeah, you’re right. He’s just one of them. He’s taunting me through the window. Keeps wailing and dancing around waving his arms like a mad man. I’ve hired this chap instead to kill off Mr Adam. He can out flounce anyone in a flounce-off. I’ll deal with ants later with your ant traps.
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Spoonz Red E

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He’s on their side mate, I think you’ve wasted your money.
Fourmi or against me.
I reckon he looks a bit anty.
 
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