The florets joke at the Edinburgh festival.

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I can't stop telling people that Clark Gable had a stuntman in 'Gone With The Wind'.

Two Rhetts.
 
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Best joke winner ever for me was Tim vine

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday, never again....

2nd place was
Conjunctivitis.com, there’s a site for sore eyes....
 

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Tim Vine's best joke at Edinburgh was this massive billboard he put up one year in the centre of town



(The florets joke was just a bit lame to be honest. Apologies to the National Lame Society)
 

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Now it's Gary Lineker getting it in the neck for having the temerity to joke about Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy being bald.
 

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Now it's Gary Lineker getting it in the neck for having the temerity to joke about Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy being bald.
A certain irony in the sanctimonious Gary getting caught out but does this mean the lovely word "slaphead" is now taboo ?

What a nation of softcocks we have become.
 

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A certain irony in the sanctimonious Gary getting caught out but does this mean the lovely word "slaphead" is now taboo ?

What a nation of softcocks we have become.
Gary keeps upsetting the insufferable fool Piers Morgan, so he must be doing something right!
 
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