The Feckin' Dire Thread

[StroudGrecian]

Should have asked him to see his risk assessments for noise and vibration. Limits on pneumatic drills are usually no more than 30 minutes use in a 24 hour period, unless of course you have adequate processes in place to limit the effects.

Are we still allowed to call it Vibration White Finger?

 

[LOG]

Should have asked him to see his risk assessments for noise and vibration. Limits on pneumatic drills are usually no more than 30 minutes use in a 24 hour period, unless of course you have adequate processes in place to limit the effects.

He's digging out the concrete floor of a garage which seems to be acting as a speaker.

He doesn't look like the most approachable of chaps though, so i might just have to tolerate it.

 

[wemissmoxey]

He doesn't look like the most approachable of chaps though, so i might just have to tolerate it.

Test the water with some considered small talk.

 

[LOG]

Perhaps i could take him a selection of fairy cakes and a pot of tea? (cake)

 

[wemissmoxey]

Perhaps i could take him a selection of fairy cakes and a pot of tea? (cake)

Yes, I like the cut of your jib.

If that doesn't work perhaps some freshly baked bread will cut some ice.

Keep us updated.

 

[LOG]

If yesterday is anything to go by, he'll be knocking off for lunch pretty soon so that will be my opportunity.

 

[angelic upstart]

ITV2 everything about it is ****ing ****. Clueless, classless (which is weird me saying that being that I'm a classless ****) ******* being *******. Then I see "dapper laughs" has a tv show. Overhead a rainbow appears..... In black and white.

 

[angelic upstart]

Oh and swear filters a dire too.

 

[angelic upstart]

BT have advanced from feckin' dire to whatever the next category is. Yesterday I had an appointment, arranged for someone to be at the house all afternoon. At half three there was no word so I gave them a call, after 20 minutes on hold I was told that the appointment had never been confirmed by whoever had booked it at their end. So I'm still without internet and I've now had 4 visits that have been aborted, none of them through any fault of mine.

If they didn't turn up you may get a tenner!

http://bt.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/9394/~/customer-service-guarantee

 

[wemissmoxey]

After spending the evening working I flick the box on to find there is a programme about the goings on in a nightclub toilet.

WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!