The Feckin' Dire Thread

[Spoonz Red E]

You know it was Cameron who gave Clegg his K, right?

That was twice he put him to the sword then ...

 

[Greyhound]

Tiny insects. They're the ones that get you, often in unlikely places.

To misquote from "Blazing Saddles": "Little person got me in the ass."

 

[iscalad]

Tiny insects. They're the ones that get you, often in unlikely places.

To misquote from "Blazing Saddles": "Little ******* got me in the ass."

Not to worry, they're probably dead by now.
Brut deodorant keeps them at bay.

 

[Greyhound]

Ha! You are Henry Cooper and I claim my five pahnd.

 

[iscalad]

Ha! You are Henry Cooper and I claim my five pahnd.

Winds up his left hook.

 

[Greyhound]

Yes, 'Enery's 'Ammer. He did a lot of damage with that.

 

[Stelios]

Cambridge Utd

 

[Greyhound]

Foxes mistaking my lawn for the old away bogs at SJP.

 

[Greyhound]

I was talking earlier today to a mate of mine who's in the Transport Police. He was telling me about a recent duty he'd had: a four-hour train journey, escorting Argyle fans on their way home from Swindon. If that isn't dire I'd like to know what is.

 

[Billy The Fish]

A banana stuck to a wall with gaffer tape has sold at an art exhibition for over ninety thousand pounds. Ninety grand. For a banana on a feckin wall ffs.

What cretin paid that ? Does he/she not have anything better to blast that amount of money on ? I admire the "artist" for his ability to prise loot out of dickheads but, that apart, it's a cruel joke. Perhaps I'm just a pleb.