The entertainment thread.

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[Avening Posse]

Saw Jimmy Carr at the State Theatre in Sydney last night. 10/10 from me

 

[Banksy]

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

 

[Bridgy 81]

I heard a football quiz question on the radio yesterday so, as there's not much else to talk about at the moment, thought I'd put it on here.
If Luton get promoted they'll become the fourth club with Town in their name to play in the Premier League.
Can you name the other three?

 

[angelic upstart]

I heard a football quiz question on the radio yesterday so, as there's not much else to talk about at the moment, thought I'd put it on here.
If Luton get promoted they'll become the fourth club with Town in their name to play in the Premier League.
Can you name the other three?

Huddersfield, Ipswich and Swindon

 

[tavyred]

I heard a football quiz question on the radio yesterday so, as there's not much else to talk about at the moment, thought I'd put it on here.
If Luton get promoted they'll become the fourth club with Town in their name to play in the Premier League.
Can you name the other three?

Huddersfield, Ipswich and………erm!

edit. Cheers AU.