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The entertainment thread.
- Thread starter Oldsmobile-88
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Rosencrantz
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Hoe, hoe, hoeSo my neighbour with the big boobs is outside gardening topless once again. I just wish his wife would do the same !
Banksy
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head.Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.’
'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy’
A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head.Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.’
'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy’
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Banksy
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Rosencrantz
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Niche but it entertained me.
Banksy
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Avening Posse
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Saw Ben Elton live last night at the Sydney Recital Hall. Brilliant. Wasn’t sure what to expect as hadn’t really seen him do stand up since the 80’s. He’s still got it !!