The entertainment thread.

[Oldsmobile-88]

 

[Banksy]

The man who makes giant eclairs at Greggs is going to retire next month. There’ll be some big chouxs to fill when he does!
I bought myself a new 56” TV and it says on the box, built in Antenna. I don’t even know where Antenna is!

What do you call a man from Newcastle who loves small oranges?
Clement Tyne

 

[Banksy]

A man got sick at this small hotel in Madrid. He called down to the front desk and they him that they had a doctor on their staff. After he attended the patient, he told the doctor that he was amazed that such a small place had a doctor.
He nodded and said “No one expects the Spanish Inn Physician”

 

[Banksy]

I received a message from the tax office the other day. They said if I wanted to speak Welsh I should press 1. I did but I still can’t speak Welsh!

 

[elginCity]

'My wife just left me. She said she was sick and tired of my football obsession and how everything I think revolves around football. We were together 7 seasons'.

 

[Banksy]

 

[Banksy]

 

[Banksy]

 

[Avening Posse]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I’m going to see Ben Elton doing stand up in Sydney in a couple of weeks. No idea what his act will be like these days but looking forward to it

 

[Banksy]