Compared with the miserablist lefty dinner party in North London attended by Magic Grandpa it looks a wee bit jolly.
In the end this was never about the number of fixed-penalty notices that the prime minister did or didn’t receive, but the abject failure of leadership that allowed these parties to happen during lockdown, and the attempt to cover it up when challenged.
8. Declares additional bank holiday on permanent basis to celebrate the Queen's birthday,5. Joins the International Brigade and sets off for Ukraine, armed with a pea shooter in one hand and a bottle of plonk in the other.
6. Declares Fridays to be National bonk and booze days.
7. Announces plans for the construction of a bridge stretching from Putney to Pakistan in an attempt to compete with the Chinese silk road.
9. Declares 250* additional bank holidays on permanent basis to celebrate the birthday of each of his own offspring.8. Declares additional bank holiday on permanent basis to celebrate the Queen's birthday,