Very well known Exeweb poster
- May 9, 2010
- Touring Central Java...
To deflect from Grey watch out for these manoeuvres from Bunter the Big Dog:
1. Announces windfall tax on energy companies.
2. Orders The Dish to find money down the back of the sofa to help with energy bills.
3. Announces more aid to Ukraine.
4. Announces Carrie is up the duff.
5. Joins the International Brigade and sets off for Ukraine, armed with a pea shooter in one hand and a bottle of plonk in the other.
6. Declares Fridays to be National bonk and booze days.
7. Announces plans for the construction of a bridge stretching from Putney to Pakistan in an attempt to compete with the Chinese silk road.