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IndoMike

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To deflect from Grey watch out for these manoeuvres from Bunter the Big Dog:

1. Announces windfall tax on energy companies.

2. Orders The Dish to find money down the back of the sofa to help with energy bills.

3. Announces more aid to Ukraine.

4. Announces Carrie is up the duff.

5. Joins the International Brigade and sets off for Ukraine, armed with a pea shooter in one hand and a bottle of plonk in the other.

6. Declares Fridays to be National bonk and booze days.

7. Announces plans for the construction of a bridge stretching from Putney to Pakistan in an attempt to compete with the Chinese silk road.
 

Mr Jinx

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Most. Boring. Party. Ever.

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It's like a lunch break at a speed awareness course.

Durham looked like much more fun!
 

Grecian2K

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Well BooBoo was in classic form todays, both at PMQs and his so-called "apology" (aka "Everyone's Fault But mind")

Flailing his arms around and burbling incoherently like a toddler having a tantrum (or to odious Carol malone on Jerermy Vine's morning show)

Compare and contrast with SKS's measured, forensic and, dare one say, statesmanlike contributions...nd seriously ask yourself "Who would I trust more during these times of crisis"?
 

Grecian2K

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One lingering question though.

Although clearly named and identified in many of the available photos how come "Submarine Simon" seemed to have escaped FPNs, even when his boss and the chancellor were censured?

I think the "totally incorruptible and honest" Met owe us at least that explanation. Mind you, probably already too busy getting ready to defend the next lot of their lads from the next breaking scandal. In sure that funny handshakes and rolled up trouser legs had nothing to do with their deliberations.
 

tavyred

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My last ping from Plod in Dorset was an online Driver Awareness Course so no sammidges
No such option for me Al, it was attend in person for the obligatory finger wagging session or take the points. I don’t recall sammidges either, just a mid lecture brew. 🤷‍♂️
 
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