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Obituary Thread

Ian Sideman

Active member
May 4, 2006
Please ban me
I agree with Denzel. Mike, it must have been a real rollercoaster ride. You will increase your chance of success if you claim your cat was indeed your gay lover and the puss suffered years of bullying by macho dogs. Better still if your gay cat was ginger and was of mixed parentage, preferably a black and white mix. If by anychance the cat was also part Irish, I believe you could be the next big thing to come out of X Factor.

RIP Tiddles
I believe I saw this cat on "Britain's Got Talons". Simon Cowell said she was paw, very paw.

Red the Paper

Jun 9, 2006
I hope Mike can put the cat obituary in the next home programme. I would gladly pay for the programme out of my own purrs