Little things that amuse you

[citytillidie72]

Sun Exclusive

With all that’s going on in the world, a message to Piers Morgan...No one gives a toss.

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That rag is only good for one thing. Toilet paper.

 

[ramone]

Watching that piece of $hit Darrell Brooks get given 1,067 years plus 6 life terms.

I hope you get blinded in jail so you'll never see the next punch in the face coming.

 

[Grecian2K]

The former boss of failed Crypto-ponsi-scheme FTX was called Bankman-Fried.
Truly the ultimate example of nominative determination.

 

[Rosencrantz]

Timing.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1597221270227013632

 

[Grecian2K]

A notice in the Teighnmouth Spoonz today apologising that, due to the current UK "shortage" some of their eggs might be sourced from {shudder} EUROPE {quiver}

Would imagine most of the regulars opted for pineapple on their gammon and chips!

 

[iscalad]

A notice in the Teighnmouth Spoonz today apologising that, due to the current UK "shortage" some of their eggs might be sourced from {shudder} EUROPE {quiver}

Would imagine most of the regulars opted for pineapple on their gammon and chips!

Tim must be absolutely fuming

 

[Oldsmobile-88]

 

[Avening Posse]

It’s my Australian Citizenship ceremony today

 

[cannockred]

Showing an advert for a car, which is all about safety, breaking the road speed limit.

 

[Billy The Fish]

One of my workmates warned his seven year old that he was being watched and if he misbehaved there would be no presents on Christmas morning. The little boy said that he didn't believe in Father Christmas but he was prepared to go along with it as he knew mummy and daddy did.