Life’s simple pleasures

[Swanaldo]

Stopping the petrol pump bang on £25.00.

A small baby grabbing your finger.

A banana at just the right stage of ripeness.

The dog pooing within 10 metres of the poo bin.

Arriving at school *just* as the bell rings, eliminating any chance of inane playground small talk with the mums.

 

[Alistair20000]

Arriving at school *just* as the bell rings, eliminating any chance of inane playground small talk with the mums.

Are you allowed to say that these days ?

 

[LOG]

Taking your daps off after a long day.

 

[Alistair20000]

Taking your daps off after a long day.

Is this a euphemism for getting one's badger out ?

 

[Alistair20000]

The cakes on display in a French boulangerie on a Sunday.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Toast.

Nuff said.

 

[STURTZ]

Biro on a banana or the sole of a slipper.

 

[Swanaldo]

Biro on the sole of a slipper.

You are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my five pounds.

 

[elginCity]

Rain and wind lashing the bedroom window.

 

[Swanaldo]

Oooh a full tank of screenwash. Undiluted.