STURTZ
Very well known Exeweb poster
Five pints of beer please and no chips, the virtual pub has been moved to virtual Cornwall!
I hear the landlord is now operating a takeaway and delivery service with some "special" false bottomed boxes.Just seen on "social media" that The Virtual is closed again until further notice and that the traditional NYE bacchanal has had to be cancelled. (Even with a substantial meal of haggis, neeps and fatties)
Regulars are advised to stand in front of a mirror at 23.59.59 tomorrow night with a glass of warm toddy in hand ready to mouth a mournful chorus of "Auld Lang Syne" to themselves.
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS