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I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

STURTZ

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Je suis Larry
And heeeeere's Ryan!

He wants to have a go at The Yard anything more might be a bit ambitious.
 

STURTZ

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Je suis Larry
... Oh dear he's put it over the bar.
 

Greyhound

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Going to the dogs
The only condition is that every time you order a drink, you have to say to the barman “I’ll have a [drink] please and Ryan Bowman is an excellent centre forward for us, with his all round game tiring out the opposition and benefitting others in the team, as well as being a decent goalscorer”.
The police could use this later on as a sobriety test!

Here's to Ryan and the bauys. Cheers! (y)
 

fred binneys head

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Loving the boy Stanno
27 shots and 3 Strongbows barkeep.

Oh and ......

That’s awesome - me and my lad are just to the right of the ball in the stanno stand. I think Ryan’s saying “that was for you Fred” 👍
 

The Proper Chap

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Danny Coles has just walked in.
 

Alistair20000

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Avoiding the Hundred
Plod is outside and on the warpath.

Illegal gathering
 

The Proper Chap

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Who's taking the fineage ??
 

Spoonz Red E

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The cops are OK now.
We've just explained how we stuck to the rule of 6.
 

Grecian2K

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Busy knitting muesli
Can I please make an early shout-up for a scotch egg plus six pints, ready for opening time on Wednesday?
 

StroudGrecian

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Never done this before
Four pints of natch and a pickled egg in crisps please.
 
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